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How Howard is like a Villain

Last post 02-20-2007 3:44 PM by Howard Sternum. 0 replies.
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  • 02-20-2007 3:44 PM

    How Howard is like a Villain

     Everyone who works for him turns into a deformity of their character. Artie turned into a fat slob, who doesn’t care about life. Robin’s laugh gets more cacklie and sounds more evil. …and I think the rest are obvious.

     He surrounds himself with goons.

     He has an idealist way of thinking. “If I controlled the world, the world would be perfect.”

     He discredits anyone who is good by the one bad thing they have done in their life. -Like Oprah. Her show is nothing like Phil Donahue's was. Howard saying she stole from him is like saying Howard stole from Don Imus or that one guy's dad who was the first person to syndicate radio

     The only thing he cares about are his animals.

     He uses a certain formula to get away with things:
     
    Say you want to lie to your audience. First you lie about something small. Then you set it up so that you get caught. When you get caught you apologize and admit that you were lying. Then you say “see I admit when I lie.” When you lie again no one will think to look into it.

    The same thing goes for the shtick he does.

    He wares villain gloves.

    And, the number one reason why Howard is like a villain... he looks like a villain.

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