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02-20-2007 3:42 PM
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Howard Sternum
  - Joined on 02-20-2007
- Posts 19
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- I've been listing to Howard since I was 13, I'm 26 now, and you know what... He still looks the same. He looked 60 then and he looks 60 now.
- Beth-O said that she is with Howard because he his her type. This is the first time in America that people are getting plastic surgery to look worse than they already do. I have a friend who went to the doctor and said give me a big nose and small lips.
-Over the past few years Howard has been responsible for some major occurrences in America. He changed radio, he invented the satellite, he was the first person to interview a celebrity, and the other day he bent over and a naked lesbian came out of his ass. You know, everyone steals from Howard.
-Howard doesn't have hourly topics. He has topics that drag on for years. OJ Simpson, his looks, his movie, his divorce, and now its his move to Sirius. According to him he can't advertise Sirius on the radio. But if you listened to his show it was the biggest commercial ever.
-We all know Howard is really a good man. He gives to charity, he reaches out to his fans, and he once let an airport use his noise as an extra landing spot. This explains 9/11. Howard was looking out of his window at the time.
- People often wonder if Howard is really a good man. But he himself has once said "you CAN judge a man by the way he looks." And this man does not look like he can be trusted, he looks like he lurks. He's been lurking across the air waves for about 25 years. And now his voice will be spread across America and maybe the world. This man is not to be trusted; he's up to no good.
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