A modified version of Howard. His opinions are all modified opinions of Howard. When something is wrong they both have the same sigh, that **uhgg** noise they make.
Howard is in love with Ralph. He always takes his side, defends Ralph, and justifies everything when Ralph is wrong. Why does he let Ralph call up and yell at others on his staff, like Gary. Gary is a producer, working his ass off in the back ground, then he does one thing wrong and Howard yells at him, and then lets Ralph call in and tell Gary how he can do his job better.
Ralph does the stupidest movie for the Film Festival, where it's so obvious that it is not going to be anything but credits, and Howard praises it and says it's the best staff film. There is creative funny and there is not creative and not funny. Ralph is the latter.
When Sal suggest that Ralph should not be on the wrap-up show, Howard cries and says Sal can't be on the show just for suggesting that.
Ralph is so lost in the reality of Howard. I think that even Howard feels sorry for him. Because even Howard knows that it's not real.
If someone managed a project of mine where I put hidden cameras in someone's home and stole every joke and every creative thought they had, I'd kiss their ass too. If I had someone go out in the field and find out things about celebrities and report back to me on their lives ...yeah, I'd kiss their ass too. I'd kiss their ass so no one would ever find out.
Please keep him off the Howard Stern Show, the Wrap-Up Show, and the Friday Show!!!!!