All Howard is is his identity. And he doesn't get the joke about that. He thinks it's the truth. He says that he's shy, but shy people don't get on national radio and talk for 5 hours.
He says he's ugly, but ugly people don't get complemented as much as he does.
He says he's dumb, but a radio genius. He says he's skinny, but with a big
belly. Is he skinny, is he fat, what is he?
-It's kinda funny ...Howard has a lot of balls, but a small penis
-Howard Stern has sexually harassed all the women that have been on his show; where's that law suit?
-Of course Howard hates black people, they're the ones that beat him up all those years
He has to see Robin as being Indian
-Howard hates it when people speak badly about him, but that's all he does on his show
-All Howard can do is steal from others, just like he says other radio disk jockeys do
to him. He thinks it's so wrong for people to steal from him, and to prirate movies and music. But it is ok for him to take from the "little people". The logic is this: it's not ok for ordinary low/middle class people to go around copying music and movies. But! it is ok for "big hollywood" people to steal from someone who could use the money. -like me
-Howard turned into the Hollywood showcase he used to rage against
-Lets all do Howard a favor and leave him alone
-Not only does Howard look like he smells, he also looks like he lurks
-A smelly, lurking, mushroom
-Howard is making money off of his audience, it just looks different
If he tells his audience to buy the things he advertises for, and the way that The Howard Stern Show makes money is from it's advertisements, then Howard is making money off of his audience
-Howard is like that kid on Pinocchio who turns Pinocchio into an ass