Just For Howard

Welcom to My Carnival

Howard Sternum — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 04:49:48 GMT

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Talking Shit

Howard Sternum — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:00:52 GMT

According to Howard whenever someone on another show makes a bad comment about him or his show they are doing it in bad taste, and Howard disapproves. He can talk all the shit he wants, but somehow he is doing it on fair grounds. No one likes to hear others talk shit about them, but you would think if you were talking all kinds of shit all day you would understand why people would talk shit back. He cries when others attack Beth; it's like going to war and saying shoot me but don't shoot my friend. I can make a song parody about you, make fun of the way you look, talk, and present yourself, but don't you dare talk about my girlfriend or the way I do my show. Maybe the things he says are not fair ground for the other party. Like maybe wishing someone cancer, or a divorce, or death, or to be unpopular.

America’s Psychologist

Howard Sternum — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 05:10:37 GMT

Howard really understands and sees how his parenting effects his children. If he were to hit them it would cause distrust in their relationship; he clearly sees the impact of his parenting. But when it comes to his show he is oblivious. Everyone is an adult so all is fair and game. I wonder what the psychological damage there would be in calling a retarded person and convencing them they are not retarded, then letting them know that they really are, and then pretend to send that person to the moon. Or rewarding people when they get angry, and say negative things to others. People around him hold him higher than they do their own parents. In any establishment, organization, or group there is always someone that everyone else looks up to, and looks for advise, leadership, and what to do next. Howard is that person in his world. If he can understand why putting soap in a little kids mouth is not psychologically healthy, then why can’t he understand the position he is in, and impact he has on the people around him.

The "Real" Howard

Howard Sternum — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 11:39:50 GMT

Howard tells his audience that the real Howard is the Howard we hear on the air. Then he tells people off the air that his off air personality is the real him. He then tells his audience that he tells these people that so that they will trust him. But who knows what he tells the off air people about that, just to make them feel better. He also lets people calling in know that they don't really know him when they try to call him out on something. How do we not know anything about a person who constantly talks about himself? How do we evaluate this? What do we think about a person who is a Mr. Do-gooder off the air, and a dark, morbid, hating fool, spewing disgust on the air? If he is playing a character on the air, why would a person who is the way he is off the air choose to play such a character? We all have our own contradictions about ourselves, but this seams extreme. He set out to expose people of their hypocrisy, and has created the biggest one yet.

A Spliced Song For Howard

Howard Sternum — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 23:58:37 GMT

Fuck - - - -Howard Stern
Fuck his BIG - - - JEW- nose
I HATE- - - --his LONG- - - - -kinky -HAIR
Fuck -His STUPID- wife -too
What about those - TATTOOS -
They're not THAT - COOL-
GO BACK -in to - you're -CAVE
You smelling ass - - -- JEW
You have more -PROBLEMS- then all the -SHIT- you talk
Give us all a -BREAK- and - take that -long - - - -FUCKING- -WALK

You Tube

Howard Sternum — Fri, 25 May 2007 22:50:31 GMT

Would someone explain to Howard that youtube.com isn't posting the material. It's the users that subscribe to the service. How many more times do we have to hear Howard sound so stupid when talking about any kind of technology and the internet. He says that youtube should be sued and that google made a bad investment. Hello Howard! Wake up to the internet - after all you are on it, and you have your own website. Lets all cry for Howard because he's not getting paid everytime someone watches a show of his. Should I mail you a dollar everytime I watch your DVD too?

Random

Howard Sternum — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 21:28:39 GMT

All Howard is is his identity. And he doesn't get the joke about that. He thinks it's the truth. He says that he's shy, but shy people don't get on national radio and talk for 5 hours.

He says he's ugly, but ugly people don't get complemented as much as he does.

He says he's dumb, but a radio genius. He says he's skinny, but with a big
belly. Is he skinny, is he fat, what is he?

-It's kinda funny ...Howard has a lot of balls, but a small penis

-Howard Stern has sexually harassed all the women that have been on his show; where's that law suit?

-Of course Howard hates black people, they're the ones that beat him up all those years
He has to see Robin as being Indian

-Howard hates it when people speak badly about him, but that's all he does on his show

-All Howard can do is steal from others, just like he says other radio disk jockeys do
to him. He thinks it's so wrong for people to steal from him, and to prirate movies and music. But it is ok for him to take from the "little people". The logic is this: it's not ok for ordinary low/middle class people to go around copying music and movies. But! it is ok for "big hollywood" people to steal from someone who could use the money. -like me

-Howard turned into the Hollywood showcase he used to rage against

-Lets all do Howard a favor and leave him alone

-Not only does Howard look like he smells, he also looks like he lurks
-A smelly, lurking, mushroom

-Howard is making money off of his audience, it just looks different
If he tells his audience to buy the things he advertises for, and the way that The Howard Stern Show makes money is from it's advertisements, then Howard is making money off of his audience

-Howard is like that kid on Pinocchio who turns Pinocchio into an ass

"On Your Knees" News Article

Howard Sternum — Fri, 25 May 2007 22:36:53 GMT

Howard read a news article about himself that said he told a girl to get on her knees after she told him hi. Of course, Howard was outraged. He said he was upset because he was worried that his daughters would read it and think poorly of him. How much of a better person are you on your show? Why don't they watch an E show, or Howard TV; how much of a better person are you on there? So you've convinced your kids that it's ok to say those kind of things as long as you're behind a mic? If only Charles Manson had a radio show, I'm sure he could have justified his actions too.

What about all the articles you and Robin read that are inaccurate? Do you ever go back and retract what you said about that person - NO!!!

How Howard is like a Villain

Howard Sternum — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 23:44:04 GMT

Everyone who works for him turns into a deformity of their character. Artie turned into a fat slob, who doesn’t care about life. Robin’s laugh gets more cacklie and sounds more evil. …and I think the rest are obvious.

He surrounds himself with goons.

He has an idealist way of thinking. “If I controlled the world, the world would be perfect.”

He discredits anyone who is good by the one bad thing they have done in their life. -Like Oprah. Her show is nothing like Phil Donahue's was. Howard saying she stole from him is like saying Howard stole from Don Imus or that one guy's dad who was the first person to syndicate radio

The only thing he cares about are his animals.

He uses a certain formula to get away with things:

Say you want to lie to your audience. First you lie about something small. Then you set it up so that you get caught. When you get caught you apologize and admit that you were lying. Then you say “see I admit when I lie.” When you lie again no one will think to look into it.

The same thing goes for the shtick he does.

He wares villain gloves.

And, the number one reason why Howard is like a villain... he looks like a villain.

Roasting Howard

Howard Sternum — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 23:42:51 GMT

- I've been listing to Howard since I was 13, I'm 26 now, and you know what... He still looks the same. He looked 60 then and he looks 60 now.

- Beth-O said that she is with Howard because he his her type. This is the first time in America that people are getting plastic surgery to look worse than they already do. I have a friend who went to the doctor and said give me a big nose and small lips.

-Over the past few years Howard has been responsible for some major occurrences in America. He changed radio, he invented the satellite, he was the first person to interview a celebrity, and the other day he bent over and a naked lesbian came out of his ass. You know, everyone steals from Howard.

-Howard doesn't have hourly topics. He has topics that drag on for years. OJ Simpson, his looks, his movie, his divorce, and now its his move to Sirius. According to him he can't advertise Sirius on the radio. But if you listened to his show it was the biggest commercial ever.

-We all know Howard is really a good man. He gives to charity, he reaches out to his fans, and he once let an airport use his nose as an extra landing spot. This explains 9/11. Howard was looking out of his window at the time.

- People often wonder if Howard is really a good man. But he himself has once said "you CAN judge a man by the way he looks." And this man does not look like he can be trusted, he looks like he lurks. He's been lurking across the air waves for about 25 years. And now his voice will be spread across America and maybe the world. This man is not to be trusted; he's up to no good.