Evaluations

Robin O. Q.

Howard Sternum — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 23:35:34 GMT

Kiss ass, laughing bitch. HAHAHAHA HEHEHEHE. She used to have her own opinions and let Howard know when he was wrong, now she just licks his ass, and makes him think he's right. She needs to protect her poor little Howard.

Fuck her for not sticking up for Artie when he was arguing with Andrew Dice. She'll take Howard's side on any little thing.

Howard The Jackass

Howard Sternum — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 23:34:22 GMT

Howard lives in a phycological world. For him everything is or can be defined by distinctions of phycology. He plays little phycologist on his show all the time; evaluating everyones "head". What is the phycological profile of someone who needs to phyco-analyze everything? I think Howard is too powerful for his psychiatrist. By now his psychiatrist is wrapped up in Howard's world. No progress could be made on Howard, he just likes learning the distinctions so he can use them on other people. He's not really seeing himself or who he is.

Stupid phycological evaluations:

Young boys can't have long hair

That whole evaluation about the supposed killer of Jon Bonet.

His dream analysis

Why women do the things they do sexually

The more Howard is confronted by his impact the less responsibility he will take and the more he will release his wrath on the world.

Howard says Mel Gibson hates the Jews. He puts Mel down, degrades his movie, and lashes out on him. Howard says that he himself is not a racist. I think someone who is not a racist is someone who 1) doesn't even consider race and 2) someone who doesn't make decisions based on race. If a black person comes in his studio Howard asks many racial questions: Is it hard being black? Do you only date black people? What was it like growing up black? Do you only date light skin blacks? Do you have a big penis? ...And many other questions that are geared toward stereotypes of black people. This in itself is not being a racist, and looks innocent. "I'm just asking some questions." But it does provoke racism, it does cause racism, and it does create stereotypes. Then the fire is fueled, and the audience calls in...

Who is he to talk about what Ronnie does or how he acts at his party. He used to be on FM radio, how does he know kids weren't listening. He cares so much about the kids at Ronnie's party but not the ones that could be listening to him. If he is so concerned about kids hearing those kinds of things, why doesn't he make his channel like the Play Boy channel, where you have to call and request it to be added on Sirius.

The news guy with a black wife made a great point on the wrap-up show. There is no balance on the show. There is just degrading people, and especially black people, and especially women.

Whenever people make a point he some how doesn't understand what they are saying. He understands retarded people and super intelligent people, but some how when someone makes a perfectly good point that goes against him, he doesn't know what they are talking about. Or, somehow forgets what they are referring to. Did I say that? And Robin plays right a long "what is this person saying? What are they talking about?" DUHHHH ...And then he hangs up on them.

Howard is only The Boss when it's convenient for him. When someone needs his help, and they go to Howard because they know he could easily solve their problem, He backs off and puts his hands in the air. "I'm not the one in charge around here." "Why does everyone come to me with their problems?" But when he wants something done, everyone has to move to his command, and he is all of a sudden King of Shit.

I love how Howard thinks he is better than all of the disgust he surrounds himself with, and acts like he is. Most evil, manipulating people have a strong pretense of looking like good citizens. It's like the rapist who won't speed. Hitler was no slob. He made fun of the people on the Real Doll documentary. He laughed at how they purchased, used, and had the dolls sit around in a bed room. He did all of these things. He bought a real doll - of which he couldn't wait to get, he used it, and it sat in the studio every day at KROQ.

How is taking responsibility for someone else's actions being just like every other liberal? Is not taking responsibility, and just worrying about yourself being just like every other conservative? Once again Garry tried to bring a possibility outside of the realm of The Howard Stern Show and Howard just shot it down and killed it.

Howard always says that if Bush's kids had to go to war then the war would be over. What if I wanted to prank call his mom, or his daughters, or Beth?

It's a misconception that Hitler hated the Jews; he was just trying to make the human race better. I've heard Howard and Artie throw that word around a few times "misconception" -HA

Stephen Fred Eric King

Howard Sternum — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 04:51:09 GMT

Is Fred sick? If you think about a writer like Stephen King, and you subscribe to the theory that he is sick, then you would say Fred is also. Stephen King has to think of morbid cinereous, and consider lots of death. Fred plays a laughing sound at some pretty sick times. So you have to consider the situation bad enough to be sad, but have it be funny in your head to play that sound. I don’t think Fred is a good or evil person. He’s just kind of stagnant. But I also think Howard could blow up a baby in front of him and he’d still come into work.

The Show - Star Review

Howard Sternum — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:23:28 GMT

The Howard Stern Show gets better and better, and is in an overall incline. If you could picture the incline as going backward - like going up, backward on a rollercoaster. For the most part I can’t stop listening. It’s like Howard has put a hook in my mouth and tugs on it threw the speakers. …Hooked, manipulated, because you have to.

The Howard Stern Show is a contradiction inside of an enigma all wrapped up in a joke on the world that few people get. Howard’s interview with Barbra Walters is a perfect example of this. He was asking her controversial questions that she would deny. Howard would then ask again, or in another way, as if doubting her answers. When she brought up an article in the news paper about him saying he doesn’t want to marry Beth anymore because of all the hassle that people are giving him, he wanted to deny everything. But she (imitating him) wouldn’t let him answer and kept doubting his answers. When she pulled the same tactic on him, he couldn’t handle letting her rant on like he was doing to her, and does all the time. He could then say that was the joke. He was intentionally doing that to be funny and you are dumb if you didn’t get it. But you would never know if he was reacting like that because he was trying to be funny or if he really can’t handle a taste of his own medicine. And anybody else's evaluation of this is looking too deep into it. But he can be deep when he wants, and don’t question that!

It’s like listening to a bunch of people try to figure out life. But they are five and have a lot of money and time. They have problems, they question why the way things are, but never have any real resolution to things. Their lives are like a cliff hanger that never gets answered.

Resolution: Howard wakes up and starts appreciating the life he has, and is happy with Beth, and just wants others to be happy with their lives. He would say that is what is true now; but it sure in the hell doesn't look like he is expressing that. Robin stops trying to prove that she can make it in the world, and starts making a difference for people. Fred starts to talk, and realizes he is just as interesting to people as Howard is. Artie gets committed to losing weight, starts going to church with his family, and lets go of losing his dad.

Ralphie Cakes

Howard Sternum — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 23:37:43 GMT

A modified version of Howard. His opinions are all modified opinions of Howard. When something is wrong they both have the same sigh, that **uhgg** noise they make.

Howard is in love with Ralph. He always takes his side, defends Ralph, and justifies everything when Ralph is wrong. Why does he let Ralph call up and yell at others on his staff, like Gary. Gary is a producer, working his ass off in the back ground, then he does one thing wrong and Howard yells at him, and then lets Ralph call in and tell Gary how he can do his job better.

Ralph does the stupidest movie for the Film Festival, where it's so obvious that it is not going to be anything but credits, and Howard praises it and says it's the best staff film. There is creative funny and there is not creative and not funny. Ralph is the latter.

When Sal suggest that Ralph should not be on the wrap-up show, Howard cries and says Sal can't be on the show just for suggesting that.

Ralph is so lost in the reality of Howard. I think that even Howard feels sorry for him. Because even Howard knows that it's not real.

If someone managed a project of mine where I put hidden cameras in someone's home and stole every joke and every creative thought they had, I'd kiss their ass too. If I had someone go out in the field and find out things about celebrities and report back to me on their lives ...yeah, I'd kiss their ass too. I'd kiss their ass so no one would ever find out.

Please keep him off the Howard Stern Show, the Wrap-Up Show, and the Friday Show!!!!!

The History of Howard Stern - Part 1

Howard Sternum — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 05:03:30 GMT

Listening to the History of Howard Stern is the most heart-wrenching radio I’ve ever heard. You get in touch with a little boy who is living his passion. When you see or hear of a champion you always hear of their story, and how they wanted to be something and created a world of that; and that’s what Howard did. Everything around him was setup for him to become what he is – a Champion of Radio. It’s always inspiring to hear of someone who accomplished their childhood dreams, because few of us are able to do that.

Beth -O

Howard Sternum — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 23:40:49 GMT

Howard wants his fans to leave Beth alone, and he asked his fans to do this right after playing a tape of Sal and Richard tormenting someone on public access radio. His excuse would be "I'm not the one doing the calling." But he does play the tape and he does congratulate them on a good job. All of his tormenting is justified, and he will take 0 responsibility, but someone hurts little Beth's pussy and he wants it to stop. I know Beth on her own is a great person but with Howard she's just as horrible as he is. So fuck her!

Gary -et tu, Baba Boo

Howard Sternum — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 23:40:04 GMT

Gary is the closest to being good out of everyone on the show. He could very easily be a great person. He see's a lot of good, even with living in all that crap. I wish he would bring his greatness to the show more often, but it's probably hard when Howard just kills it everytime. Sometimes he gives me hope. He says he is on the show because it pays the bills, but there is more to life than paying bills.

Sal The X Stock Broker

Howard Sternum — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 23:38:42 GMT

His neck looks like it's about to swallow his head, with his buggy eyes popping out. How much more of a Howard Stern creature can you get!? He is equal to those creatures that were created underground in the Lord of the Rings movie - a true gremlin of the Howard Stern Show.